How to clean a dog?

Step number 1
Place the dog into the washing machine.

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Step number 2
Place the clothes till the same level with the dog

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Step number 3
Play with it for a while...

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Step number 4
Are you out of your mind? How can you do this to a pet dog?

He's then taken out and to the bath tab for a proper bath.
ha ha ha...

Anyway, that pet dog is "Max". If you have read my previous blog. I am sure you will know who i mean by "Max". >.<