Sunday, April 27, 2008

How to clean a dog?

Step number 1
Place the dog into the washing machine.


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Step number 2
Place the clothes till the same level with the dog


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Step number 3
Play with it for a while...


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Step number 4
Are you out of your mind? How can you do this to a pet dog?

He's then taken out and to the bath tab for a proper bath.
ha ha ha...

Anyway, that pet dog is "Max". If you have read my previous blog. I am sure you will know who i mean by "Max". >.<

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

OMG ! !It looks exactly like the real one !

Hello guys....

I am back again with another weird thing to blog...

Well guys, the photos below may be a little sensitive. So, be well prepared because some may get SHOCKED or DISGUSTED. But most probably i think will get DISGUSTED. Ha ha ha... If you ask me, i will say i was amused. Ha ha ha...

To some people it may be something special, but frankly speaking, i have never thought of this in my entire life. I give compliments to the owner who thought of this. I actually got this from a forwarded e-mail.

I'll give you guys a little hint... Its related to the hottest selling ice-cream i blogged earlier. If those of you who knew about the ice-cream and didn't liked it, better don't continue scrolling down. I fear some of you will lose your appetite. I myself can't even imagine eating it. Ha ha...

The names of each dish are actually given by me. I have no idea for the name of the dishes below. The only details i have is, these dishes are actually available in West Malaysia. Restaurant Lok Chat at Bintang Walk. Well, i really never heard of this restaurant before. Have you?



Are you ready....?
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Here comes the first dish....

Yes...
There's nothing wrong with your eyes...
I present you with this dish called
"LAMPA MIEN"





The second dish...


Eeew..... Clearer now, right?
" Savoury Cock n Peas "






The third dish...


" Old Skool Lampa burger "






The fourth dish...

" I want The COCK "






The fifth dish...


" Spicy COCK "

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Stop scrolling down! ! !

That's all i have! ! !
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Monday, April 21, 2008

Something to laugh...

Remember my previous blog on stolen wheels of a MyVi car? This guy was so worried after reading my blog, he brought his motorcycle to bed and slept together with it. For sure, it won't be missing or stolen.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Everyone is beautiful...

Just want to let everyone know that everyone is beautiful. There is no exception, there is always a beautiful side of you somewhere.

You must be wondering, what is the beautiful part... Let me tell you... The most common beautiful among people are beautiful face and beautiful body.Its not necessary to be a beautiful face , beautiful legs, beautiful body or beautiful hair. The main point is if all your parts are there, you are already beautiful. The most important thing is how you feel...



If you feel beautiful, then you are beautiful...

When you will feel good, then you will feel good...

and if you feelgood, then you will feel happy...

The conclusion is being happy and healthy is the most important matter in life.

But to me, there is only one BEAUTIFUL PERSON in my life....
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She's my MUM


Do you agree with me?









Suck or Bite? Up to you...

Yummy cock sucking!!!
Received this picture from my friend last night, its stated there that this is the hottest selling ice-cream in Japan this season. The difference in real life is, one is"WARM" and the other one selling like hot-cake is "COLD & YUMMY". LOL. Actually i got lots to talk about this, but better stop here. Later you people call me "CHI KO PEK".

I wonder.... What happens if this product is available in Malaysia?

Dog Alarm Clock

Don't look at the hairy legs!!! Look at the puppy....


She is Snowbish, named by my sister. Snowbish was given to me by Victor( Ah Luoon), she's only 2 months old, if i am not mistaken. Thanks Luoon. Cute , chubby and lovely. White in color except for the ears, slightly brown. Its "Hu Li" breed.

Every morning, she will just stand on her back legs wagging her tail looking at me. Breathing so rapidly, creating a soft calling tone, hoping that i will open my eyes and give a pat on the head. The worst thing is that she doesn't want a pat on the head only, she wants to PLAY !


Then, when she sees responses, she will start to JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! like crazy, hoping to get in bed with me. Ha Ha. Luckily she's still young, not knowing the technique to jump. Or should i say the legs are not strong enough.

I like hanging my legs on the edge of the bed, so end up getting bitten like the toy bone she always bit. So end up waking up.But this only happens in Miri. I am currently back to Sibu to start with the shop renovation.
Have told my sister to take good care of her.



Snowbish!!! LOOK AFTER THE HOUSE! DON'T PLAY SO MUCH!