How to clean a dog?

Step number 1
Place the dog into the washing machine.

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Step number 2
Place the clothes till the same level with the dog

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Step number 3
Play with it for a while...

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Step number 4
Are you out of your mind? How can you do this to a pet dog?

He's then taken out and to the bath tab for a proper bath.
ha ha ha...

Anyway, that pet dog is "Max". If you have read my previous blog. I am sure you will know who i mean by "Max". >.<

OMG ! !It looks exactly like the real one !

Hello guys....

I am back again with another weird thing to blog...

Well guys, the photos below may be a little sensitive. So, be well prepared because some may get SHOCKED or DISGUSTED. But most probably i think will get DISGUSTED. Ha ha ha... If you ask me, i will say i was amused. Ha ha ha...

To some people it may be something special, but frankly speaking, i have never thought of this in my entire life. I give compliments to the owner who thought of this. I actually got this from a forwarded e-mail.

I'll give you guys a little hint... Its related to the hottest selling ice-cream i blogged earlier. If those of you who knew about the ice-cream and didn't liked it, better don't continue scrolling down. I fear some of you will lose your appetite. I myself can't even imagine eating it. Ha ha...

The names of each dish are actually given by me. I have no idea for the name of the dishes below. The only details i have is, these dishes are actually available in West Malaysia. Restaurant Lok Chat at Bintang Walk. Well, i really never heard of this restaurant before. Have you?

Are you ready....?

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Here comes the first dish....

Yes...

There's nothing wrong with your eyes...
I present you with this dish called
"LAMPA MIEN"

The second dish...

Eeew..... Clearer now, right?
" Savoury Cock n Peas "

The third dish...

" Old Skool Lampa burger "

The fourth dish...

" I want The COCK "

The fifth dish...

" Spicy COCK "

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Stop scrolling down! ! !

That's all i have! ! !
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Something to laugh...

Remember my previous blog on stolen wheels of a MyVi car? This guy was so worried after reading my blog, he brought his motorcycle to bed and slept together with it. For sure, it won't be missing or stolen.

Everyone is beautiful...

Just want to let everyone know that everyone is beautiful. There is no exception, there is always a beautiful side of you somewhere.

You must be wondering, what is the beautiful part... Let me tell you... The most common beautiful among people are beautiful face and beautiful body.Its not necessary to be a beautiful face , beautiful legs, beautiful body or beautiful hair. The main point is if all your parts are there, you are already beautiful. The most important thing is how you feel...



If you feel beautiful, then you are beautiful...

When you will feel good, then you will feel good...

and if you feelgood, then you will feel happy...

The conclusion is being happy and healthy is the most important matter in life.

But to me, there is only one BEAUTIFUL PERSON in my life....

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She's my MUM

Do you agree with me?

Suck or Bite? Up to you...

Yummy cock sucking!!!

Received this picture from my friend last night, its stated there that this is the hottest selling ice-cream in Japan this season. The difference in real life is, one is"WARM" and the other one selling like hot-cake is "COLD & YUMMY". LOL. Actually i got lots to talk about this, but better stop here. Later you people call me "CHI KO PEK".

I wonder.... What happens if this product is available in Malaysia?

Dog Alarm Clock

Don't look at the hairy legs!!! Look at the puppy....

She is Snowbish, named by my sister. Snowbish was given to me by Victor( Ah Luoon), she's only 2 months old, if i am not mistaken. Thanks Luoon. Cute , chubby and lovely. White in color except for the ears, slightly brown. Its "Hu Li" breed.

Every morning, she will just stand on her back legs wagging her tail looking at me. Breathing so rapidly, creating a soft calling tone, hoping that i will open my eyes and give a pat on the head. The worst thing is that she doesn't want a pat on the head only, she wants to PLAY !


Then, when she sees responses, she will start to JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! like crazy, hoping to get in bed with me. Ha Ha. Luckily she's still young, not knowing the technique to jump. Or should i say the legs are not strong enough.

I like hanging my legs on the edge of the bed, so end up getting bitten like the toy bone she always bit. So end up waking up.But this only happens in Miri. I am currently back to Sibu to start with the shop renovation.
Have told my sister to take good care of her.

Snowbish!!! LOOK AFTER THE HOUSE! DON'T PLAY SO MUCH!

My Car Audio System

To some people, things like these are a waste of money. Well, to me, its just a hobby. All these devices were installed in my car previously. Would you believe me if i actually said i did the installation by myself? I am sure no one would believe.

I took all of it out after an incident which happened in Sibu. Just don't know how my car door got opened. But fortunately nothing was taken except for the coin drawer. I lost hope on finding the drawer but my honey found it. Thanks honey... The drawer was just somewhere nearby, its just that the area was a bit too dark or maybe its just that i have poor eyesight.

I remembered i first started with a pair of cheap TWEETERS and at that time the i was using the stock BLAUPUNKT cassette player. Then it was followed by upgrading the player to a SONY CD player. Not long after that i bought a component set for the rear side, replacing the 2 way CLARION speakers. After that i added a single 10" WOOFER but it was not up to the level i wanted. I wanted it to go "BOOM BOOM BOOM" so loudly till it can trigger a car alarm when i pass by. ha! ha! ha! The last 3 things i added are the pre-amp's, component set + an amplifier for the front side and a multi-audio meter. Well, installing these stuffs definitely takes time. The funny thing is, i have never installed the 6 x 9 speakers. A waste of money. ha ha...

See la, i will install all of these back when i have time, but i don't think so...

Have a wild guess on how much these things actually costs me?

Bamboo concept phone???

I was updating myself on new phones in the internet when this phone made me thought of something "silly". Below are the article they written.

www.mobile88.com

The Bamboo phone will most definitely please Greenpeace members. Its casing is made of bio-plastic made of recyclable natural resources like corn and Bamboo. However, the real strength of this phone is that if you decide you don’t want it anymore, you can bury it in compost so that seeds are released and grow into new plants. You just have to remove the batteries and seeds stored within it are released and begin to sprout new shoots. These new seedlings will eventually become bamboo trees. The Bamboo also comes with an energy-efficient monochrome display, and a hand-crack to re-charge the device.

They should have written, "you can bury it in compost so that the seeds are released and grow into new plants bearing new handphones. So, when the phones starts to change colour like the one in the picture, it's ready to be plucked and sold. Start your business now by owning this phone now. While stock last only!!!"

Sounds more interesting this way. Ha ha ha...

Where's my Sport Rims???

This snapshot was taken 2 days ago when i was on my way to work. It happened just beside a hotel in Sibu. See u can guess where is it or not? Should be the hotel guest for a one romantic night with girlfriend. This was my first time seeing with my own eyes where all 4 wheels of a car was stolen. And the license plate number was definitely a new car. I think the RIMS must be made of gold or embedded with diamonds that caused the culprits to steal it. ha ha ha... In return for the RIMS they stole, they left the car owner a car jack. I was wondering, why don't they take the spoiler and the bumpers or just steal the whole car. ha ha ha...

But not long when i passed that area about 3 or 4 hours later,the car was gone and seen parked in front of the hotel entrance with the original wheels installed. Hotel area wor... How is it possible that there's no security doing night patrol? But an area like that can't argue to whom the parking lots belongs to.

So the next time if u stay at any hotels where you feel its not safe to park your car, bring your rims along to your room. Just like Mr bEaN, he brought his steering wheel along with him during a picnic.

" C R A P S "

I am not an important person nor a special guy.

Sometimes i just don't know where to go nor where i am.

Sometimes i don't think i existed.

Sometimes i don't know whether to talk to the wall or talk to myself.

It's part of the life...

"They" already said, "It's has already been wrong all this while ."

My existence is already wrong.

Well, what else could i say?

but

i will be there when you need me...